PRAYERS ON ICE
Dear Lord, I know we got little kids on ICE locked in cages right now screaming bloody murder for their madres, but I just wanted to say that I’m so grateful for these tacos sat before here I’m about to friggin’ murder. I love tacos so much Lord. Tacos ’n enchiladas. Air-conditioning too. Mmmm. Tacos, enchiladas, & Air-conditioning. Or as they say in eSpanish, “Arie acondicionado”. Netflix. Grrrr. Instagram. Fuggin’ love Instagram Lord. Bread ’n Circus. Great stuff. #Grateful I'm not crossing any borders right now, walking a desert with a gallon of aqua, risking my life with my children to boot only to end up with them locked in cages instead of drug cartel hunting ‘em down like animals with assault rifles tryin’ to put ‘em in barrels of acid cuz Americans like cocaine so dang much. Mmmm. Cocaine. Helluva drug Lord. Thank you for Cocaine Free February, I guess. Saved my life. Now I can eat these tacos in peace. Please Help Commander-in-Chief, Lord Trump, the big-enchilada-himself, to build that wall to keep out those dastardly future taco makers of Estados Unidos. I like Mexicans gals too Lord. Alot. I don’t wanna get in your bidniss, but maybe if could get ‘em internet over there, they could dance around, and we could pay 'em mucho dinero so they'd have taco money? IDK. Just a suggestion. Don’t wanna crap yr style Lord. I’m sure you got yr reasons. Your ways are not ours.
I know all these crazy ass commie liberals want to heal the sick ’n feed the poor with their health care for all, all these scientists with their "facts”. Deliver us Lord from their hideous, devilish left-wing agenda. Lock all these "strangers in a strange land" in cages until you see fit to return to collect your Holy Bride, America. Thank you Lord. I know you came to build walls between US. I know that's what Jesus really wants deep down inside his pie hole, to lock all the kids in cages. Suffer the little children to come unto me. That's what He really meant. I just know it. It may go against some scriptures but f it. “When you've done it unto the least of these", etc. Thank you Lord for giving me eyes to truly see what you meant. Bless you. And bless THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Bless our great Commander in Chief, the Holy Trump. Such a uniter Lord. Is this the “last TRUMPet?” Only you know Lord. Bless us before you come to smite the earth. Give him wisdom to con these dogs from hell so they don't come in to steal our tacos & enchiladas & air-conditioning & Netflix & cocaine & Instagram. Screw ‘em Lord. I know that’s what you really want. Screw those kids tryin’ to steal my tacos. Thank you Lord Jesus. In your precious Holy name we pray, Amen & Amen! Praise the Lord & pass the ammunition!